That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.


This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

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I believe right now my worst fear is that you dont care for me in the slightest right now

I have an obsession with quotes because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am

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reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
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All it takes is three simple words to explain a complicated relationship. I love you.
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My biggest fear is that I will become too comfortable with the idea of being lonely for the rest of my life.

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Science fails to recognize the single most potent element of human existence 

What did Jesse Pinkman say about science? ;)

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//bear with me. I wrote this a while back and the music is much too slow for the lyrics, and speeds up oddly because of the program I am using to turn notation into sound. BUT, ill post both regardless. It’s not being expressed like I want it too yet, but I might work on it again soon. Lyrics Below.

A soldier is only as strong as he chooses

A soldier is only as strong as he’s made

A Noxian has both a steel will and body

Weakness he’ll never obey.


Forever Strong

Forward to Victory

Noxus will Rise

Over the enemy))

Back to Verse((

My brothers are poor men and rich men aplenty

My sisters are nobles and peasants the same

A Noxian Fights for the country that birthed him

A soldier no matter his name.


//for the morning crowd!

I want to hear the completed version

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